The trick to selling a sports car, is appraised design.

"The-Ever-Socially-Apathetic TBAL" (tokyobayaqualine) 04/07/2014 at 17:21 • Filed to: Alfa Romeo, 33, classic cars, Jalopnik, Stradale, Design, beauty

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You know... Something sort of like this.

Make this.

I'd buy it.

I'd rob a bank to buy it.

I'd marry helga the horrible.

I'd cut off ALL my hair, every month, for the rest of my life.

I don't care.

This is how you make a car that people want.

Just... Make... This... Again.

MPA > The-Ever-Socially-Apathetic TBAL 04/07/2014 at 17:23

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When I went to buy my Corvette, the dealer knew exactly how to sell it - he had it sitting outside, targa top off and all shined up.

I should not be allowed to test drive aything without adult supervision :D

jkm7680 > The-Ever-Socially-Apathetic TBAL 04/07/2014 at 17:25

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Would you sell you organs to me?

I have good prices, good prices.

The-Ever-Socially-Apathetic TBAL > MPA 04/07/2014 at 17:27

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You shouldn't have entered that place without protection (IE a wife)!

The-Ever-Socially-Apathetic TBAL > jkm7680 04/07/2014 at 17:27

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Sure, why not.

Leadbull > The-Ever-Socially-Apathetic TBAL 04/07/2014 at 17:30

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I like this car, but I think I like not being a bald criminal who's married to a fat lady even more.

jkm7680 > The-Ever-Socially-Apathetic TBAL 04/07/2014 at 17:31

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Ok, Let me give you the Run-Down

Kidneys will get you $50,000

Spleen- $50 every half gallon

Manhood- $30,000

Liver- $50,000

Blood- $5,000 every gallon

If you are willing, meet me behind K-Mart. I'll give you some Oxy, you'll be out in no time. I use butter knives, and hacksaws (Don't be alarmed, I'm a professional)

I'll be in a white Econoline van. Hope to see you soon!

Disclaimer- I ain't responsible Fo shit.

I've operated on many happy customers, who now have their dream car, and I've got their vital organs.

The-Ever-Socially-Apathetic TBAL > jkm7680 04/07/2014 at 17:34

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I expect at least 70,000 for these kidneys. I keep myself in peak physical shape. I ain't no couch potato.

The-Ever-Socially-Apathetic TBAL > jkm7680 04/07/2014 at 17:35

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And my manhood is worth at least 1 million, thank you very much.

Goggles Pizzano > The-Ever-Socially-Apathetic TBAL 04/07/2014 at 17:37

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Hadn't noticed this before.

jkm7680 > The-Ever-Socially-Apathetic TBAL 04/07/2014 at 17:37

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Ok, Remember, No alcohol before the operation. If the Police ask, I'm a gardener.

Make sure to bring some Juicy Juices for me.

I'll do 70,000 on the kidneys, you'll be happy to hear. I'm flexible.

I also sell Meth, and bootleg Hello Kitty Dvd's. Interrested?

jkm7680 > The-Ever-Socially-Apathetic TBAL 04/07/2014 at 17:39

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Hmmm, I don't have that kind of money sitting around currently.

I'll pitch you my best offer:

$100,000 for the manhood AND some Special K, Fiber One bars, Laxatives, and some Acid.

You will be very pleased with your new Alfa Romeo. I will be very pleased with your insides.

Thank you for your inquiries, feel free to ask away!

-Hannibal Lecter, Black Market Surgeon

"With a degree from The California State Psychiatric prison"

The-Ever-Socially-Apathetic TBAL > Goggles Pizzano 04/07/2014 at 17:41

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The Greenhouse is actually very similar as well, as is the rear.

I think there's a lot of room for improvement in the 4C's design to make it more beautiful.

But it's certainly got some good legs to start on...

MPA > The-Ever-Socially-Apathetic TBAL 04/07/2014 at 18:48

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My ex-gf was supposed to be my wife - if I was still with her I wouldn't have the car - and I thank her for leaving me now lol

PS9 > The-Ever-Socially-Apathetic TBAL 04/08/2014 at 01:16

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Sure, we'll make that again. 5 of them. And charge $10M each.

YoungPadwan > jkm7680 04/08/2014 at 11:19

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No each testicle alone can net up to $130,000 USD

jkm7680 > YoungPadwan 04/08/2014 at 14:03

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Yeah, well even for a black market surgeon the economy is tough.